they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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