It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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