We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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