But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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