I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
