Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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