ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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