Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sober January is a disaster.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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