no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What a dumb baby whore.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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