Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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