I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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