P.S. I can't hear my feet
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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