Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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