Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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