What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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