got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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