Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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