Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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