I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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