the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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