She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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