Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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