i permit you to call me
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My balls are so social today.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Randomize