doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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