Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
