Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
