Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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