would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She said her name was "party"
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
