porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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