Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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