Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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