But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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