no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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