Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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