ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Sext me about skeletons
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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