She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Randomize