I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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