Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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