I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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