I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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