im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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