real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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