you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I didn't notice because vodka
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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