when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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