what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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