before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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