I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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