Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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