R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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