That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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