hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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