He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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