She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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