Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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