you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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